Tequila SunriseLudlow Wadley was almost 56 years old when he became a fugitive from justice. He hadn’t planned it…hadn’t even thought about it. It just happened one day.Ludlows’ oldest son, Walter, was a maker of moonshine liquor. He didn’t consider himself a bootlegger. Bootleggers delivered whiskey in fast cars and they were always runnin’ from […]
As Christmas approaches I find myself, once again, debating the merits of buying gifts for people that I hardly speak to in the course of the year. It’s especially hard to cough up a few dollars for the various delivery, service, maintenance and other people in my life. After all, they get paid very well […]
(A friend of mine went through a six year divorce. I wrote this for him.)Rules to Live by for the Recently Divorced Man.1- If you sleep soundly, be sure to lock all of the car doors! Yes, you will live in your car for a long time! (Leave a window cracked for ventilation. Those midnight […]
Raku’s DiaryRaku, the gallery cat, was diagnosed with “Chronic Kidney Failure” on January 29,2002 This is the tale of his last few days? weeks? months? – We’ll just have to wait and see.1/29/02 As I type this my nine year old cat, “Raku” is gently digging his claws into my left arm and rubbing his […]
Raku The Cat I have a cat. His name is Raku and he’s about 8 years old. Raku is, without a doubt, the most independent creature on the face of the earth. He needs me for nothing, but he allows me to believe that I’m needed. He allows me to feed him, although, he would […]
I love you only when you’re naked! When you’re fully clothed I feel like a jerk. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t know any of your friends. I think your cooking stinks. I don’ t like your taste in music. I thought I could change you, or me. But I can’t. Soooo, […]
Where did it go? We’re talking of course, about my. . .libido.When I was young, and in my prime, my libido was working. . . overtime. It seemed to never take a break, it would start working before I was even awake! A sexy word, a flirtatious wink,it even worked when I was stupid with […]
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS GENERATION AT ALL!(a.k.a. The Opinion of an Old Fart!) As I stumble from one day to the next, I find that I understand less and less of, and about, this generation. “This Generation” being the one that is currently in power and commanding the worlds attention by dressing like walking rag-bags […]
My Doctor… My doctor does strange things to me!Usually, when I’m naked and have to pee!I wonder if his Mother would be proud of himif she could see some of the things he does on a whim. The way he probes in the most sensitive places! Makes both of us turn red in our faces!He […]
An Open Letter to the Men and Women of the U.S. MarinesI know that you have no desire to fight anyone. Warriors know that a peaceful solution is the best solution. But, when peace is not forthcoming and it’s time to fight, you have always stepped forward to protect our country, and us. The bravery […]