My Doctor

by Bob Thomas

My Doctor…

My doctor does strange things to me!
Usually, when I’m naked and have to pee!
I wonder if his Mother would be proud of him
if she could see some of the things he does on a whim.

The way he probes in the most sensitive places!
Makes both of us turn red in our faces!
He looks at my head, to see what’s happening aloft.
And then he says, “turn your head and cough”!

He finally says, “Just one more thing and we’ll be done!
Then he snaps on his glove. . . it sounds like a gun!
It’s then that I discover something no one knows,
I sure do have funny looking toes!